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The Amazing Gardens of Pearl Fryar, Evergreen Surrealist
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Penguins Go to the Zoo
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."
Blonde in a Boat
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"
What is Business?
Dad:I want you to marry a Girl of my choice.
Son:No!
Dad:The girl is Bill Gate's Daughter.
Son:then Ok!
Dad Goes to Bill Gate...
Dad:I want your daughter to marry my Son.
Bill Gates:No!
Dad:My Son is the CEO of the World bank.
Bill Gates:Then Ok!
Dad goes to the President of the World Bank...
Dad:Apoint my Son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No!
Dad:He is the Son-in-Law of Bill Gates.
President:Then Ok!
This is BUISINESS:)